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The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming: “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M ---------------- If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” - why do I not have this?? ( i didn't write this and it's too funny not to post just for the caption :D)Gipsy Mehner


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